Four time “Cynic of the Year”*, Madness is a transplanted Yankee moved Southwest to escape the cold climate and colder economy.

Madness finds humor in most everything and everyone. No single group, sex, race, religion, ‘preference’, political party nor galaxy of origin is exempt; and, he is not afraid to throw himself under the bus on occasion. In fact, as Madness puts it: “…bus-diving can be very exhilarating. Especially when you get a few buddies together, and it’s your turn to drive and you’re all like: ‘That’s right, bitch!! Go and step off that curb. You’ll see what happens!!‘“

In the eternal and seemingly terminal search for truth and non-craptitude, Madness leads the charge. Providing an eye-opening shade against the blinding light of lies that sugar-coats today’s society is at the top of his To-do** list. Madness also enjoys long walks, spicy food, and granny-midget on donkey porn. Well, at least two of those three.

“He who pokes the eye of the world with a stick offers no apology.” –Madness

*”Cynic of the Year” as rated by That’s Bullshit magazine reader poll.
** List may not be published at this time so as not to incriminate Madness for any future events.