http://www.crapspew.com We spew it ... you review it. Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:12:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en For those of you who live under a rock, and don’t know the deal, the 08’Olympics are being held in China! When I first heard this I hit the floor laughing and started looking around for Ashton Kutcher. It just doesn’t make any sense it’s like holding the Special Olympics in Nazi Germany. It just [...]]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/11/09/will-this-years-olympic-medals-be-made-out-of-lead/ Let me just start by saying WHAT THE FUCK, or SON OF A BITCH. Everytime I turn on Fox News, with in 60 seconds I am screaming these fraises at the screen and water boarding my self. I really do think they are just testing people to see how much bullshit a person can hear be [...]]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/11/03/fox-the-voice-of-deception/ What the fuck is so wrong with people that we have to have a happy-pill for every single little thing that could possibly or imaginably go wrong with you? Today’s pharmaceutically-fueled media has the majority of people so convinced there’s something wrong with them that it in itself is sickening. ]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/10/18/side-effects-may-include-me-kicking-your-ass/ Ok, I witnessed something i thought was hilarious the other day and I feel my fellow crapers should hear about this. According to pot heads on the bus I was riding the scientists were WRONG! Apparently marijuana does not effect the brain and cause you to become stupid. I think they spoke to [...]]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/10/17/drugs-that-make-you-smarter/ Why people find the need to share there idiotic lives with the world simply amazes me. I can honestly say that I don’t have one sticker on my truck, let alone twenty. Having a few stickers on your vehicle isn’t a bad thing. Everything is good in moderation. Some people support their favorite team or [...]]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/10/12/what-can-i-say-that-hasnt-already-been-said-on-a-bumper-sticker/ Well I just canceled my subscription to XM satellite radio. Not like I ever had issues with them, it’s just something I don’t use anymore. I told them it was because I didn’t have the money, although it was because Sirius is way better. I just didn’t want to get into an hour long discussion [...]]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/10/11/bye-bye-xm/ Well, it happens to the best of us. You start out with the best of intensions but are soon thwarted by a jackass, commonly know as “the boss”. ]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/10/04/how-to-tell-if-your-working-for-a-dipshit/ Well I am back from my much deserved vacation and boy did I have some surprises to come home to. No my house did not get robbed again. Had that happened I probably would have driven back to North Carolina. I opened the door to my house and got to play the seldom played but [...]]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/10/02/welcome-back/ What the fuck is wrong with people? Don’t they understand the basic laws of life? I know we have discussed retarded drivers, but you would think that people would at least be able to walk on their own. ]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/09/26/licence-to-walk/ Sweet leapin’ Jesus!! What in the hell is going on in Fantasy Football? What did I do to the FFL Gods that they might turn their collective heads on me? What transgressions of my own have resulted in this butt-raping of a season? ]]> http://www.crapspew.com/2007/09/25/my-fantasy-football-team-sucks/