Sweet leapin’ Jesus!! What in the hell is going on in Fantasy Football? What did I do to the FFL Gods that they might turn their collective heads on me? What transgressions of my own have resulted in this butt-raping of a season?
It seems like some sort of miracle if you call up a business and a person picks up. Usually it’s some sort automated mind game; a stress test if you will. To see just how pissed off you can really get. Almost every automated phone system is different from the next. As if dealing with the boiler room butt holes you […]
Well, excuuuuuuuse ME!! I thought the road belonged to all those other wreckless assholes! What’s that you say? Seventy-five’s not fast enough for you in rush hour? Well by all means go right on the fuck around me. Far be it from me to hold you and your death wish […]
No, but how about some customer service. I mean is it really that hard to do what you do? Is it just so hard that there is no time to do things right, or to be polite? If I hear one more fast food fuck-nut talk about how much their job sucks I’m going to […]
Holy shit! Where do I start on this one? With the horrible things people do to their cars in the name of customization, that’s where. Oh, they’re “custom” all right, if by “custom” you mean completely fucked because of all the crap you did to it.
I’ve lost track of how many times I see old people driving down the wrong side of the road. It’s always a Crown Victoria or some massively large almost “boat like” vehicle killing machine. Either that or a Mini-Van with a crap load of old people in it, usually carpooling to bingo night at the […]
Women! Oy ve’!!! Who are you all really trying to impress with your two closets full of high-dollar clothes, 62 pairs of uncomfortable shoes and designer labels, anyhow?? Is it men? Or is it really each other?? I believe it to be the latter. I mean, come on! The common, everyday straight man couldn’t tell […]
Ok, out there! Who’s with me on this one? Is not the entire layout and concept of a typical “men’s room” the most ridiculously disgusting and degrading place on earth? It’s a two front attack on your senses and dignity. Here’s how:
If anyone can help me figure out how to pull down the email address, first name and last name from a transaction BEFORE it has been completed using the PayPal Express Checkout API I probably won’t shoot myself in the fucking face tonight. I need to be able to show it to the customer while […]
It really bothers me that in this day and age, with all of our technology, people still ask stupid questions. Questions that can be answered with the click of a few keys. I think it boils down to pure laziness. I mean I’m the king of loafing, but it really isn’t that strenuous of a […]
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