Why people find the need to share there idiotic lives with the world simply amazes me. I can honestly say that I don’t have one sticker on my truck, let alone twenty. Having a few stickers on your vehicle isn’t a bad thing. Everything is good in moderation. Some people support their favorite team or […]
Why is it that older women find the need to completely douse themselves with perfume? Perfume is supposed to be about the “scent of a women” not about assembling model airplanes. It’s not like we are trying to strip paint here ladies. If you’re trying to cover up the scent of moth balls […]
Angelina Jolie just can’t help it. She feels the need to save every child in Africa… Asia… didn’t she just have a kid too? Dammit Angelina! You are totally ruining fantasies here! No one wants to deal with baggage. Not like I have, or ever will have a chance with you, but what the hell. […]
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