Archive for the 'STFU!' Category

Side effects may include me kicking your ass!

Thursday, October 18th, 2007
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What the fuck is so wrong with people that we have to have a happy-pill for every single little thing that could possibly or imaginably go wrong with you? Today’s pharmaceutically-fueled media has the majority of people so convinced there’s something wrong with them that it in itself is sickening.

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Drugs that make you smarter!

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
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Ok, I witnessed something i thought was hilarious the other day and I feel my fellow crapers should hear about this. According to pot heads on the bus I was riding the scientists were WRONG! Apparently marijuana does not effect the brain and cause you to become stupid. I think they spoke to […]

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You look so fine… in your mugshot.

Sunday, September 16th, 2007
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Can anyone honestly say that the “bad girl” thing has ever been “in”? Is it our fault we aren’t giving you enough attention? Now, for attention, all girls have to do is run over some pedestrians while driving drunk or get caught doing lines off a night club toilet seat. Celebrity life must suck.

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“No Hablo Ingles.” Too fucking bad.

Thursday, September 13th, 2007
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I really get annoyed by foreign people. Let me rephrase that. I really get annoyed by foreign people who are too lazy to learn the English language. All of you border-crossers out there can get pissed off at me and bitch about how I don’t know Spanish, but you know what? You don’t see me […]

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You Crazy Fuck

Thursday, August 30th, 2007
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I really hate how people profess that they are truly “crazy.” They feel the need to yell at me for stupid shit because they just “can’t” control themselves. People pretend that they are crazy all the time. They will tell you that “have” to do thing a certain way or else they flip out or […]

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Hillary shut the hell up. You too Al.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
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At this point I honestly can’t say who I am going to vote for, but I hope to God that Mrs. Hillary Clinton doesn’t get into office. We had to listen to a babbling idiot who can’t even speak and now we may have the “luxury” of getting someone who won’t shut the hell up. […]

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