There is a common perception that each new generation is to some degree worse off than the previous. There is even a proverb to this effect that goes something like: “The world is going to hell in a hand basket.” Know why this is true? We are fighting Darwin.
Let me start by saying this is going to piss you off! I don’t care. This is the truth and if you have half a brain you would agree. Ladies and gentlemen drugs and parties are a great way to get laid, willing or not.
This is a very quick and simple lesson:
You don’t need to use your turn signal in a parking lot to indicate which space you’re going to park in (that’s unnecessary) but if you decide to do it anyway (and make yourself look like a total retard in the process) please don’t just sit there for […]
It is probably pretty hard to determine what the perfect insult really is. I guess it really depends on the person you are insulting. Is anyone really offended by “your momma is so…. crap.” Not really. You could tell me my mom was so fat… so stupid, so ugly… and I don’t really care. I […]
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