Well I just canceled my subscription to XM satellite radio. Not like I ever had issues with them, it’s just something I don’t use anymore. I told them it was because I didn’t have the money, although it was because Sirius is way better. I just didn’t want to get into an hour long discussion […]
Well, it happens to the best of us. You start out with the best of intensions but are soon thwarted by a jackass, commonly know as “the boss”.
Well I am back from my much deserved vacation and boy did I have some surprises to come home to. No my house did not get robbed again. Had that happened I probably would have driven back to North Carolina. I opened the door to my house and got to play the seldom played but […]
What the fuck is wrong with people? Don’t they understand the basic laws of life? I know we have discussed retarded drivers, but you would think that people would at least be able to walk on their own.
A wise man once said: “All relationships end badly… or they wouldn’t end. Unless, of course, one of you dies.” However, to me, dieing is also a “bad” ending.
Well, let me tell you, I have had my share of “bad” relationships. And besides being somewhat older and substantially more bitter, I actually have become a […]
Tomorrow morning I will be leaving with my wife on a 7 day vacation to the Outerbanks of North Carolina. We have a beach house and will be getting plenty wasted on the beach. It’s a long deserved vacation after a month of hell. Our house was robbed and my truck hit by some bitch […]
What a great few weeks it’s been eh? A University of Florida student gets the well deserved “shock” of his life. A Warren, Ohio women gets tased numerous times. I honestly can say I have never been tased. However, I love watching people get tased. People think that we have some sort of “rights” as […]
In case any of you haven’t seen it on the news, (crawl back under your rock) OJ Simpson was arrested last Thursday in Las Vegas. I know what you’re probably thinking. Whose throat did he slit now? Surprisingly that’s not the case. The Juicemaster is charged with two counts of each armed burglary and conspiracy […]
I’m totally not the “save the world” type. I don’t want to save the rain forest or stop world hunger. Nor do I feel the need to save the homeless. There isn’t a week that goes by that I don’t see some jerk off standing around with a sign begging for money.
Why do people always tell you that you can’t smell your own stink. That’s just plain wrong. I don’t know about you, but whenever I can smell myself, I want to shower immediately. Partly because I don’t like smelling myself when I smell like shit. Mostly because I have respect for the people around me […]
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