What the fuck is so wrong with people that we have to have a happy-pill for every single little thing that could possibly or imaginably go wrong with you? Today’s pharmaceutically-fueled media has the majority of people so convinced there’s something wrong with them that it in itself is sickening.
Sweet leapin’ Jesus!! What in the hell is going on in Fantasy Football? What did I do to the FFL Gods that they might turn their collective heads on me? What transgressions of my own have resulted in this butt-raping of a season?
Holy crap! If anything has ever been worthy of a Crapspew Review, it’s this dandy right here: The Envirolet, environmentally friendly toilet.
In all matters of fairness, and because I’m not quite the asshole I lead people to believe, I will defer any further evaluation of The Envirolet until you have had a […]
Well, excuuuuuuuse ME!! I thought the road belonged to all those other wreckless assholes! What’s that you say? Seventy-five’s not fast enough for you in rush hour? Well by all means go right on the fuck around me. Far be it from me to hold you and your death wish […]
Holy shit! Where do I start on this one? With the horrible things people do to their cars in the name of customization, that’s where. Oh, they’re “custom” all right, if by “custom” you mean completely fucked because of all the crap you did to it.
Women! Oy ve’!!! Who are you all really trying to impress with your two closets full of high-dollar clothes, 62 pairs of uncomfortable shoes and designer labels, anyhow?? Is it men? Or is it really each other?? I believe it to be the latter. I mean, come on! The common, everyday straight man couldn’t tell […]
Ok, out there! Who’s with me on this one? Is not the entire layout and concept of a typical “men’s room” the most ridiculously disgusting and degrading place on earth? It’s a two front attack on your senses and dignity. Here’s how:
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