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Drugs that make you smarter!

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
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Ok, I witnessed something i thought was hilarious the other day and I feel my fellow crapers should hear about this. According to pot heads on the bus I was riding the scientists were WRONG! Apparently marijuana does not effect the brain and cause you to become stupid. I think they spoke to […]

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Licence to walk

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007
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What the fuck is wrong with people? Don’t they understand the basic laws of life? I know we have discussed retarded drivers, but you would think that people would at least be able to walk on their own.

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Let me start by saying this is going to piss you off! I don’t care. This is the truth and if you have half a brain you would agree. Ladies and gentlemen drugs and parties are a great way to get laid, willing or not.

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The Scent of a Woman

Monday, September 3rd, 2007
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Why is it that older women find the need to completely douse themselves with perfume? Perfume is supposed to be about the “scent of a women” not about assembling model airplanes. It’s not like we are trying to strip paint here ladies. If you’re trying to cover up the scent of moth balls […]

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You Crazy Fuck

Thursday, August 30th, 2007
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I really hate how people profess that they are truly “crazy.” They feel the need to yell at me for stupid shit because they just “can’t” control themselves. People pretend that they are crazy all the time. They will tell you that “have” to do thing a certain way or else they flip out or […]

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