It seems like some sort of miracle if you call up a business and a person picks up. Usually it’s some sort automated mind game; a stress test if you will. To see just how pissed off you can really get. Almost every automated phone system is different from the next. As if dealing with the boiler room butt holes you […]
No, but how about some customer service. I mean is it really that hard to do what you do? Is it just so hard that there is no time to do things right, or to be polite? If I hear one more fast food fuck-nut talk about how much their job sucks I’m going to […]
I’ve lost track of how many times I see old people driving down the wrong side of the road. It’s always a Crown Victoria or some massively large almost “boat like” vehicle killing machine. Either that or a Mini-Van with a crap load of old people in it, usually carpooling to bingo night at the […]
It is probably pretty hard to determine what the perfect insult really is. I guess it really depends on the person you are insulting. Is anyone really offended by “your momma is so…. crap.” Not really. You could tell me my mom was so fat… so stupid, so ugly… and I don’t really care. I […]
Angelina Jolie just can’t help it. She feels the need to save every child in Africa… Asia… didn’t she just have a kid too? Dammit Angelina! You are totally ruining fantasies here! No one wants to deal with baggage. Not like I have, or ever will have a chance with you, but what the hell. […]
It really bothers me that in this day and age, with all of our technology, people still ask stupid questions. Questions that can be answered with the click of a few keys. I think it boils down to pure laziness. I mean I’m the king of loafing, but it really isn’t that strenuous of a […]
Well it’s labor day weekend. So lets all not work, get drunk and be lazy. To be honest I really never understood labor day. We celebrate “the working man” …by not working. Eh, who cares really? I love days off. It gives me time to sit in front of the computer all day and write […]
I recently picked up a new case from everythingQ.com for my Motorola Q. I have to say I am very pleased with it. The previous case I purchased was a cheap plastic carbon fiber look-a-like case that didn’t even protect the screen. Isn’t that the idea behind a case? I couldn’t tell from the picture […]
At this point I honestly can’t say who I am going to vote for, but I hope to God that Mrs. Hillary Clinton doesn’t get into office. We had to listen to a babbling idiot who can’t even speak and now we may have the “luxury” of getting someone who won’t shut the hell up. […]
I remember using AOL 2.5 on my 386 with Windows 3.1. Needless to say I have had an AOL email address for a long time. There isn’t really any advantage to using AOL’s software (ever), especially just to check your mail. I have a Gmail address which is great, but it is such a pain […]
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