Why people find the need to share there idiotic lives with the world simply amazes me. I can honestly say that I don’t have one sticker on my truck, let alone twenty. Having a few stickers on your vehicle isn’t a bad thing. Everything is good in moderation. Some people support their favorite team or […]
Well I just canceled my subscription to XM satellite radio. Not like I ever had issues with them, it’s just something I don’t use anymore. I told them it was because I didn’t have the money, although it was because Sirius is way better. I just didn’t want to get into an hour long discussion […]
Well I am back from my much deserved vacation and boy did I have some surprises to come home to. No my house did not get robbed again. Had that happened I probably would have driven back to North Carolina. I opened the door to my house and got to play the seldom played but […]
Tomorrow morning I will be leaving with my wife on a 7 day vacation to the Outerbanks of North Carolina. We have a beach house and will be getting plenty wasted on the beach. It’s a long deserved vacation after a month of hell. Our house was robbed and my truck hit by some bitch […]
What a great few weeks it’s been eh? A University of Florida student gets the well deserved “shock” of his life. A Warren, Ohio women gets tased numerous times. I honestly can say I have never been tased. However, I love watching people get tased. People think that we have some sort of “rights” as […]
In case any of you haven’t seen it on the news, (crawl back under your rock) OJ Simpson was arrested last Thursday in Las Vegas. I know what you’re probably thinking. Whose throat did he slit now? Surprisingly that’s not the case. The Juicemaster is charged with two counts of each armed burglary and conspiracy […]
Can anyone honestly say that the “bad girl” thing has ever been “in”? Is it our fault we aren’t giving you enough attention? Now, for attention, all girls have to do is run over some pedestrians while driving drunk or get caught doing lines off a night club toilet seat. Celebrity life must suck.
I’m totally not the “save the world” type. I don’t want to save the rain forest or stop world hunger. Nor do I feel the need to save the homeless. There isn’t a week that goes by that I don’t see some jerk off standing around with a sign begging for money.
I really get annoyed by foreign people. Let me rephrase that. I really get annoyed by foreign people who are too lazy to learn the English language. All of you border-crossers out there can get pissed off at me and bitch about how I don’t know Spanish, but you know what? You don’t see me […]
Why do people always tell you that you can’t smell your own stink. That’s just plain wrong. I don’t know about you, but whenever I can smell myself, I want to shower immediately. Partly because I don’t like smelling myself when I smell like shit. Mostly because I have respect for the people around me […]
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