Well I am back from my much deserved vacation and boy did I have some surprises to come home to. No my house did not get robbed again. Had that happened I probably would have driven back to North Carolina. I opened the door to my house and got to play the seldom played but much feared game of “Find that Smell.” (Cue the music.)

So I got home Saturday night after a 12 hour drive back home. We got in at about 9:30pm. You know, because traffic was great the whole way home. (Sense the sarcasm?) I was pretty hungry because it’s hard to get full on “road food.” So what better way to get full then on something that is quick to make, frozen food.  Well I went into the basement to grab a bunch of stuff out of the freezer.

Rod, tell him what he’s won!

Well Bob, he’s won endless dry-heaving and an all day cleaning operation on his last day off!

Give me my name tag you assholes.

So the plug for my freezer in the basement is on the ceiling and my friend gravity worked it’s magic while I was away.  I was nearly knocked on my ass when I opened the freezer lid. I don’t know how I can even begin to explain the smell. It’s like Rod Roddy’s body had been exhumed and thrown into my freezer. I would have rather smelled 1000 unwashed assholes before having to smell this all day on my day off.

“Fuck that shit!” I said to myself. “I’ll take care of that in the morning.”

Instead of eating rotten food from the freezer, I had some pasta and then decided to get on my computer for a bit to relax. I hadn’t been on it all week and I wanted to see what was up on Crapspew. Once my computer loaded I logged in and started reading the random “Spews of Wisdom.”

I was on for 10 maybe 15 minutes. When all of a sudden… “POP!” (Cue the special effects.)

Smoke starts rolling out of the back of my computer. The power supply fried on me. So basically I lost about $200 worth of food, $150 for a power supply… and my dignity. Not to mention my Sunday was spent removing the dead body stench from my house and fixing my computer. I love my life. I should take vacations more often.

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