What the fuck is wrong with people? Don’t they understand the basic laws of life? I know we have discussed retarded drivers, but you would think that people would at least be able to walk on their own.
When walking in a mall you stay to the right, just like when you’re driving. Also, when walking through a public place, you don’t just slam on the brakes and stop walking. Slow down and pull to the side, you fuck heads, so I dont collide with you. But if you insist on abruptly stopping don’t be surprised and get all pissed off when I clip your shoulder going 90 mph!
When coming to an intersection the rules are ‘first there, goes first’. If you both get there at same time, the person to the right goes first. Maybe I should just send you the link to the New York State driving manual; then I wouldn’t have to type as much. YOU SHOULD KNOW THESE RULES.
When you see a crowd of people walking towards you, moving to the right side of the path would be a good idea. This makes room for them, and you are not trying for a head on collision like an asshole! You are not Moses. There is no reason a sea of people should part for you. Go around! Unless you are The Madness and you are driving your Death Pod you do not have the right of way.
I think it’s the actual ‘mall walkers’ that piss me off the most. That demographic is not there to spend money, but they act like they own the fuckin’ place when you’re ‘in their way’.
Well, maybe them and all the punk-ass little shits that hang out and give you dirty looks (because that’s all they have).
The Madness
September 28th, 2007
Mall walkers are a pain, however the ones that piss me off the most are the ones that walk in the damn street. Just walk on the sidewalk for Christ sakes. They were put there for walkers such as yourself. Now move your ass asided before I clip you with my truck. Then you’ll be a walker with a walker.
Mr. Crapspewer
October 2nd, 2007