Tomorrow morning I will be leaving with my wife on a 7 day vacation to the Outerbanks of North Carolina. We have a beach house and will be getting plenty wasted on the beach. It’s a long deserved vacation after a month of hell. Our house was robbed and my truck hit by some bitch at the mall. Nothing like having to spend my hard earned money to fix and replace shit because people are worthless piles of crap.
I’m sure I will have plenty of crap to spew when I get back. Even being on vacation, there are always assholes that will piss you off. (Especially on the way down.) Last year we witnessed a couple massive accidents and a couple bodies being carried out on stretchers. Actually I think I remember a car being ripped in half by a tree. (That was totally sweet.)
Natural Selection … or just some old fuckers driving who shouldn’t be in the first place? Who knows… but then again who cares… I’m on vacation bitches! I plan to keep a safe pace the whole way down. You know… because I really don’t feel like hitting a tree going 90.
In the mean time I’m sure my fellow spewers will spew like you’ve never seen spew before. Preach Spew on brother. Spew on.
Spewer,
Although on vacation, you are still obligated to uphold the stereotype that people from the North are complete and total assholes. Give them Southern-fried types a big, in-your-face dose of Yankee-ism.
Make us proud, and spy some beach-heinies for me.
The Madness
September 22nd, 2007
Vacation!? Are you kidding me? Man you’re a puss!
I can degrade people all day long and not break a sweat!
A Jedi you are not!
Just kiddin’. Hope you have fun. Say “hi’ to Mrs. Lowercase for me.
PS: Beware the stupid amongst us!
HIGHg
September 25th, 2007
HE HE!! While you’re gone, I’m going over to your apartment to take what’s left from the first break-in. Then, I’m going to steal your identity. And seeing as how your truck isn’t here to dent, I’m going to rape your cat instead.
Psuedo-spewer
September 27th, 2007
Cat raping is not funny!
HIGHg
October 4th, 2007