What a great few weeks it’s been eh? A University of Florida student gets the well deserved “shock” of his life. A Warren, Ohio women gets tased numerous times. I honestly can say I have never been tased. However, I love watching people get tased. People think that we have some sort of “rights” as Americans that allow them to act like complete morons. Almost like these rights gives them some sort of authority. In actuality the one with the taser has all the authority, 50,000 volts of authority.
In case you missed it here is the one of the of the UF Student. He’s such a whiny little bitch. In my opinion they should have tasered him more than once.
“What are you doing!?” Uh… we are going to throw your dumb ass on the floor so we can zap the shit out of you. Douchebag. Since there has been loads of taser fun this week, I decided to put together some of the best taser videos on the internet.
The Taser Top Ten
“That really hurt.” No shit. Did you think it was going to tickle?
This has to be one of the best taser videos out there. “You fuckin’ hammered me!”
Short and sweet. I love how he falls.
Taser! Taser! Taser! WHAM! She is lucky that chair is there to break her fall.
“You’re under arrest.” … “That’s fine. GET OFF ME!” … Bitch you deserve the taser. Nice underwear.
It is simply amazing how people think that the person with the taser is fucking with them.
He needs to clean off his dresser.
Looks like they’ll need a new set of blinds.
Celebrities getting zapped by a taser. Good times. Good times.
Meth-man down for the count.
That has to be the funniest taser scream ever.
There is nothing funnier than watching some dipshit get tazed. I guess the rule would be: when faced by a man with a tazer… do what he says!
They should be glad that it was the police and not a citizen here in Texas. Here we have the “Shoot first and ask questions later” law. All you have to prove is that you were threatened (not attacked) and you have the right to kill someone! Some consider it an obligation.
If I were a criminal here, I would think twice before purse jackin’ that little old lady! Gamdma packs heat boys and she will shoot your punk ass!
HIGHg
September 20th, 2007
Yeah! Yeah!! Zap `em!! Zap `em!!
He, he…mmm, yeah. he,he…he…
Beavis
September 21st, 2007
I’m with Beavis. Fry those beggin-for-it sons-of-bitches.
Now if you all will excuse me, I need to go lick a battery.
The Madness
September 21st, 2007
sure some of these guys are getting what they deserve…but some of them are not…and i think the seriousness of getting “zapped” out weighs the hilariousness of the rest…lets not forget about the fact that people do die from this shit
netti-X
September 21st, 2007
I have not forgotten that people die. My point is that those people shouldn’t have put themselves, or the police in that position.
If someone thinks they’re not subject to the laws of the land, then don’t whine when they get zapped! Even if it leads to a death. It was their choice to ignore the numerous warnings of the impending zapping. I feel no sympathy for those people.
Have you forgotten that the police are authority figures? If you are anything but polite and submissive then you deserve what you get. It’s the police’s duty to control, assess and resolve all situations. Remember that and you’ll have nothing to worry about.
By the way how many of those people who got zapped where complying with the police’s commands? Any of them? I think not. Humm.. interesting.
HIGH g
September 21st, 2007