In case any of you haven’t seen it on the news, (crawl back under your rock) OJ Simpson was arrested last Thursday in Las Vegas. I know what you’re probably thinking. Whose throat did he slit now? Surprisingly that’s not the case. The Juicemaster is charged with two counts of each armed burglary and conspiracy to commit burglary for trying to obtain “sports memorabilia” that was supposedly stolen from him by a former agent.

OJ, are the signed footballs and jerseys really that important? You did get away with murder. Remember? I don’t really know that they were signed footballs or jerseys, but if you knew someone stole them, why not call the police? That makes sense now doesn’t it? Are there actually people who buy that useless crap anyways?

Let’s look at the bright side, OJ Simpson is in jail. It really is about damn time. I mean it’s been over a decade since the murder trial. Now I get the luxury of watching CourtTV religiously again… awesome.

Fortunately the worms are eating Johnnie Cochrane’s eyes out as we speak. No disrespect to Johnnie. I just don’t want to hear anymore rhymes from MC Cochrane. God was that annoying.

He just looks guilty or maybe he just looks crazy. Probably a little bit of both. Of course he is innocent until proven guilty, (Aww.. does OJ count?) but this might be a stretch for the defense. Poor OJ.

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