Can anyone honestly say that the “bad girl” thing has ever been “in”? Is it our fault we aren’t giving you enough attention? Now, for attention, all girls have to do is run over some pedestrians while driving drunk or get caught doing lines off a night club toilet seat. Celebrity life must suck.
How long will it be before we won’t have to deal with the antics of Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or for the love of god Britney Spears?
“That’s Hot.” Not really. It actually pretty sluttish. Really though… it’s not their fault. Well it is their fault for not having any talent, but it’s not their fault that they are successful at not having talent. I mean Nicole and Paris are only where they are today because their parents were successful. Argue all you want, you can’t honestly say they deserve all of this fame from a few seasons of “The Simple Life”.
“Lets go for a ride in my $400,000 Bentley!”
In actuality, we’ll have to keep dealing with them because there are people out there like Chris Crocker. This pathetic, sorry excuse for a man, woman, whatever, managed to steal the lime light away from Britney and her disastrous VMA performance with a single YouTube video. (The thank you card is in the mail.)
Well, that just goes to show, there are people out there crazier then Britney Spears. Crock-Smoker, you are perfect example of why kids shouldn’t do drugs. Who the hell cares if someone makes fun of Britney Spears or any other talentless whore. It’s bad enough these douche-bag divas are setting a bad example for the children of the world. Now here you come… skipping in to save the day. Congratulation by the way on humiliating yourself in front of millions of people. I hope it drives you to do something “truly crazy“, like jump off a bridge. Trust me, everyone will be begging for “More! More! More! More! MORE!”
About crocker,
Did you happen to catch him on the Howard Stern show….now I don’t often listen to Stern, but the other day, he played the audio from that video for all to hear, then call him (crocker) up…and pretty much fucked with his mind throughout the whole call, asking if he was a man or woman (19 yr old gay man was his answer)
Stern continued to ask about Brittney and even about his sex life….even the co-host got involved and did an Ozzy impression and crocker fell for it.
It was quite funny I must say.
But I agree, I mean…Brittney is over, she’s gotten too old to do the bad girl thing anymore, she should go take care of her kids…..Fuck
Jet Set Ted
September 16th, 2007
Yeah, yeah!! Do it, Crock-gobbler!! Jump…JUMP you fuckin’ hermaphrodite freak-show! That’s the kind of shit I’d like to see on YouTube. Something meaningful, graphic and final.
Anyhow, while I totally agree with the talentless-ness of Curley Spears and “Liquid Lindsay” Blow-han, I am far more repulsed that bungling, meritless morons like Paris the internet slut and Dick-hole Richie receive any media at all. We are not so short on actual trouble-making celebrities that we have to allow the children of success to run amok in the media, shitting all over their parents hard earned fortune, fame and otherwise good names. These kids are more like pets than people: They’ve never been forced to be adults, so they remain in an eternal state of adolescence that requires constant supervision to make sure they don’t pee on the proverbial red carpet, staining their families in the process.
Instead of giving these would-be’s a slap on the hand for their transgressions, they should have their hands cut off to make an example of them for the stupid kids that think these simpletons are cool. Show people how “cool” real prisons are. I’d like to see THAT on Entertainment Tonight.
The Madness
September 18th, 2007
My dog can do anything Paris Hilton does. And the sad thing is, she does it better.
Miss Priss is an apricot standard poodle. She is a spoiled blueblood bitch who had champions in her bloodline but she, herself, is too lazy to work for a living. Instead, Miss Priss spends her days getting her hair styled, her feet massaged and nails painted. Then she goes shopping for new toys and doggy clothes at the pet botique.
Afternoons are spent hanging with her friends at the dog park. Like Paris, Miss Priss has a healthy libido and she lets any passing mutt sniff her rprivate parts. It’s shocking, but the girl lives to party.
The Bird
September 18th, 2007
Interesting analogy. I especially liked the ‘muff sniffing’ part.
Madness
September 19th, 2007
Why would you pick on these obviously trouble young adults. You have no idea how hard it is to look down your nose all day at the “regular” people around you. It not easy to have it all.
If one of these role models should happen to run-over someone while intoxicated, the victim should consider themselves lucky. At least then they would be famous too! Hell, they might ever be cool enough at that point to “hang” with Ms. Hilton.
Come to think of it, this might actually make a good “reality” show. At least as good as any show in that parade of trash they pass off as “entertainment.” If I wanted to sit around listening to a bunch of dipshits talk about their “problems”, I’d come to your house.
HIGHg
September 20th, 2007
STOP PICKING ON CHRIS CROCKER!!!!
He may do something just aweful to himself and miss the annual Man-chowder Chugging Competition and Rodeo! The show simply cannot go on without the three-time reigning champion!
~~Bendy J.
Ben D Johnson
September 21st, 2007
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Nicole Richie Short Hair
November 10th, 2007
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Nicole Ritchie
November 23rd, 2007
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Nicole Richie Mug Shot
November 24th, 2007