I really get annoyed by foreign people. Let me rephrase that. I really get annoyed by foreign people who are too lazy to learn the English language. All of you border-crossers out there can get pissed off at me and bitch about how I don’t know Spanish, but you know what? You don’t see me hoping on the first raft to Mexico.

I speak to foreign people often. When I say foreign I mean from all over the world. To be honest, most people who I speak to can speak English fairly well. The ones that piss me off the most usually live here. I always get calls and they ask…

“Anyone speak a’ Spanish?”

“No.”

“No?”

What the hell did I just say “no” for? Do you think I was messing with you? This is America and we speak English here. If you are too lazy to learn it then fuck off.

I’m sick of repeating myself a hundred times. I’m also sick of having to figure out twelve ways to say one thing, until we come across a word that you can comprehend. The reason I am talking slowly because you keep telling me…

“I …uh no comprende.”

Well “comprende” this… when you talk slow it makes no difference. I don’t understand you any better. Mispronouncing a word slowly only makes you sound like more of a moron. Don’t get pissed off at me when I keep telling asking you to repeat yourself either. It’s not my fault you can’t speak the language properly. At least I’m still trying to help you. Most people would have just hung up on your ass by now. I couldn’t imagine coming to a country and not learning the language. Especially if I planned to stay there for a long time. I don’t know how you even get by.

The next time you call someone up and you don’t speak English. Be patient and show some fucking respect to the person who is putting up with your lazy ass. Pablo.

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