Why is it that older women find the need to completely douse themselves with perfume? Perfume is supposed to be about the “scent of a women” not about assembling model airplanes. It’s not like we are trying to strip paint here ladies. If you’re trying to cover up the scent of moth balls or “I’m old as crap!” try using lotions or something a little more watered down. (How about drowning yourself?) At least while underwater, like a turd, people cant smell you as much. “A little dab will do ya!”I think the rule of thumb is you shouldn’t be able to smell it on yourself. I can smell you from across the room… and now my head hurts. Hell, I’d rather carry around a bag of white-out and huff that all day. At least I would get some sort of buzz.
Check the date on the bottle too. Perfume does have an expiration date. Just because it was your mothers, doesn’t mean it’s still good. Your bottle of an “Evening in Paris” doesn’t smell like Paris anymore. It smells more like gasoline. (I wonder what the mile per gallon rating is.)
Ladies, perfume is not like wine. It does not get better with age. It’s more like you, the older it gets the older it smells. Maybe it’s just the women who don’t shower often. Maybe they’re showering themselves with perfume in order to mask the stench of B.O. and unwashed snatch. Showering with perfume won’t help ladies and here’s why:
1. The only thing that beats the smell of unwashed snatch is the smell of unwashed asshole.
2. Nothing beats ass.
I presume if you are not washing the hood you’re not washing the trunk either. If that’s the case then someone should teach you about proper hygiene rather than the proper way to apply perfume. If you haven’t figured that out proper hygiene by now, I don’t know how you’ve made it this far. It could be the people who have wanted to tell you “You fucking reek!” have been to busy choking on your stench.
So true man. I have an old lady that comes into my work and I can smell her from the other end of the building. It’s pretty bad. Plus she has a dog she always brings with her too. Add that to the list of unwashed snatch and asshole.
Mr. Crapspewer
September 3rd, 2007
Preach on, Brother. My imagination gets away from me sometimes when one of those “heavy honeys” rolls past my cube and all I can smell is their obnoxious, roll-stank covering perfume. Sometimes I poke my own eyes to stop the olfactory visuals. If you have to wear that much to keep the odor down, God only knows what that shit smells like without the perfuming?
Hey! Can “roll-stank” be #4 on the list?
The Madness
September 4th, 2007
You guys are so insensitive.
It’s damn hard if not impossible to reach all Grandma’s delicious nooks and cranny’s.
Perhaps you can come over and wash Granny’s back. There a quarter in it for you!
HIGH g
September 6th, 2007