For those of you who live under a rock, and don’t know the deal, the 08’Olympics are being held in China! When I first heard this I hit the floor laughing and started looking around for Ashton Kutcher. It just doesn’t make any sense it’s like holding the Special Olympics in Nazi Germany. It just won’t work. And yes I am comparing Hu Jintao to Hitler (Hu Jintao is China’s president). Have you ever seen how the people live in China? Hu Jintao takes a shit on his people daily. China is a scary fuckin place man.

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Let me just start by saying WHAT THE FUCK, or SON OF A BITCH. Everytime I turn on Fox News, with in 60 seconds I am screaming these fraises at the screen and water boarding my self. I really do think they are just testing people to see how much bullshit a person can hear be for there head explodes.

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What the fuck is so wrong with people that we have to have a happy-pill for every single little thing that could possibly or imaginably go wrong with you? Today’s pharmaceutically-fueled media has the majority of people so convinced there’s something wrong with them that it in itself is sickening. Read the rest of this crap »

Ok, I witnessed something i thought was hilarious the other day and I feel my fellow crapers should hear about this. According to pot heads on the bus I was riding the scientists were WRONG! Apparently marijuana does not effect the brain and cause you to become stupid. I think they spoke to soon!
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Why people find the need to share there idiotic lives with the world simply amazes me. I can honestly say that I don’t have one sticker on my truck, let alone twenty. Having a few stickers on your vehicle isn’t a bad thing. Everything is good in moderation. Some people support their favorite team or favorite band. Others wallpaper every political and social issue known to man on the back of their 1987 Plymouth Reliant.

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Well I just canceled my subscription to XM satellite radio. Not like I ever had issues with them, it’s just something I don’t use anymore. I told them it was because I didn’t have the money, although it was because Sirius is way better. I just didn’t want to get into an hour long discussion with some asshole on the other end of the line. Guess I was wrong.

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Well, it happens to the best of us. You start out with the best of intensions but are soon thwarted by a jackass, commonly know as “the boss”.

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Well I am back from my much deserved vacation and boy did I have some surprises to come home to. No my house did not get robbed again. Had that happened I probably would have driven back to North Carolina. I opened the door to my house and got to play the seldom played but much feared game of “Find that Smell.” (Cue the music.)

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What the fuck is wrong with people? Don’t they understand the basic laws of life? I know we have discussed retarded drivers, but you would think that people would at least be able to walk on their own. Read the rest of this crap »

Sweet leapin’ Jesus!! What in the hell is going on in Fantasy Football? What did I do to the FFL Gods that they might turn their collective heads on me? What transgressions of my own have resulted in this butt-raping of a season?

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